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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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cpwiser10:

littledemon7:

perks-of-being-chinese:

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

It’s not honey, it’s hairgel

I fucking swear if you do this here

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via transcendentswords)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus, via nopiewinston)

fyeahsansanforever:

I posted this because I love you, and I need you to cry with me at the fact that this WASN’T. FUCKING. AIRED. 

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mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

(via nopiewinston)

carry-on-my-otp:

Thank you for wearing a white t-shirt, Tom, and thank you for nominating Benedict Cumberbatch and Luke Evans

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dr0wnm3intheflam3s:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

that penny has the most beautiful voice

dr0wnm3intheflam3s:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

that penny has the most beautiful voice

(via transcendentswords)