Few things about myself is that some of my friends call me Playboy, and to clear up some questions it's not because I'm a slut. I got a hoodie at Hot Topic with bunny ears and these are the consequences.
Another thing is that I am a writer, I would die if I did not write down anything creative for a day, maybe some of you can relate :)
So, hell, if you want me to write you anything I'd be glad to do it.
Things I'm obsessed with are: V for Vendetta, Silence of the Lambs, Phantom of the Opera, and Loki (I think I'm seeing a trend here) along with Big Bang Theory (gotta love Sheldon) and Revolution.
I have no idea what else to put on here so live long and prosper :)
just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.
you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle
fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Not traumatized, but intrigued.
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.