Few things about myself is that some of my friends call me Playboy, and to clear up some questions it's not because I'm a slut. I got a hoodie at Hot Topic with bunny ears and these are the consequences.
Another thing is that I am a writer, I would die if I did not write down anything creative for a day, maybe some of you can relate :)
So, hell, if you want me to write you anything I'd be glad to do it.
Things I'm obsessed with are: V for Vendetta, Silence of the Lambs, Phantom of the Opera, and Loki (I think I'm seeing a trend here) along with Big Bang Theory (gotta love Sheldon) and Revolution.
I have no idea what else to put on here so live long and prosper :)
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Me sitting down ready to watch Game of Thrones
"LET IT LOAD, LET IT LOAD, I WANNA SEE PEOPLE DIE, LET IT LOAD, LET IT LOAD, LETS SEE HOW MANY WILL LIE
what about when bucky joins the avengers and he’s back to his old overprotective boyfriend self and is always keeping an eye out for steve on missions
like he’ll perch up on the tops of buildings with his sharpshooter and gun down every baddy before they get a chance to come within five feet of steve
and steve just yells up to wherever he thinks the rain of bullets is coming from and is like “let me hit SOMEONE bucky!”